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NOISE!! th' anti-blog archive
born 17 february 0004
died 11 september 0006
yr proprietor : elvis s. demorrow
nodoctors.com
'our' motto: "better living through ecstatic agnosticism"
NO DOCTORS:
perma//11sep06xx----------------------------------------------/
...yr regular ww4 update i.
....yr regular ww4 update ii.
.....yr regular ww4 update iii.
......yr regular ww4 update iv.
.......yr regular ww4 update v.
........yr regular ww4 update vi.
.........yr regular ww4 update vii.
..........yr regular ww4 update viii.
...........yr regular ww4 update ix.
perma//8sep06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors live on kdvs (begins 40 min into streaming mp3).
elvis's konspiracy korner live tomorrow saturday 1145 cst this is hell radio.
oh the ways it will go.
a good cheap middle of the night flight.
the sushi fish will not be intimidated.
meet my new cease & desist blog.
police hours have been extended.
that drummer needs a promotion.
they just got around to redefining the form so late.
don't worry i don't read anymore either.
make everything sound like 'kontakte'.
how many cookies did i take.
most relaxed judge in usa.
perma//12aug06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors live sat-tues sf, sac, sd, la w/ comets on fire.
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1240 cst this is hell radio.
intent on best of complications.
who called the kings of clean komedy.
these pet wars smell like erl.
choose yr own impress a label head.
acoustico we sniff.
when in doubt fill it w/ a shower.
how do you put a necklace on a shoulder.
finally get that razor feel down.
perma//4aug06xx----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner new time live saturdays 1240 cst this is hell radio.
newly formed dept of fat babies stay fat.
the last man that needs a cell phone.
when in switzerland call it 'elony'.
make a whole dining room out of cheeses.
from now on all gifts will be stoopid pet gifts.
black stool now on myspace for proper 'courting'.
more free shows where i get paid, thanks.
the pretend nothing happened tactic.
stuck between the launch and the prosper.
that bootleg anti-blog back again c/o harpers.
knuckle inventors all of em.
who is master of the free comickxs seriously.
climb to the top of 'post-avant'.
perma//28jul06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
busy & glancing, spots will continue, full redesign post-blogging to commence later 0006 w/ lp3.
elvis's konspiracy korner new time live saturdays 1240 cst this is hell radio.
where do the best pet treats lie.
can't believe the bitch went fishin.
no the other 'segovia method'.
rigged personality test.
even just the flake could show.
bargain hunting orthodonts cross.
no thanks for yr thoughts.
perhaps we've caught him in an peak moment.
the words per minute but not much else.
time for a new column machine pal.
in post-capitalist usa orient explores you.
perma//4jul06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors maakies strip by the 'esteemed' tony millionaire.
no doctors live friday oakland ca and beyond.
perma//23jun06xx------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner new time live saturdays 1240 cst this is hell radio.
so build yr own exit exam.
giveaway appts to the too req.
he just called you a little baby.
own private persia.
there was never even a proper time capsule.
subscription model to sculpt corps.
fill it up a different way for this time.
cheap tequila never got anyone anywhere.
did you hear mr brians is in a band.
perma//9jun06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner new time live saturdays 1240 cst this is hell radio.
the clip around way to find even.
no doctors live 6/13 oakland 6/15 sf california usa.
white man piss out tall window.
ha ha that comic book gun shot style.
birmingham the new mpls of noise.
just imagine the wig possibilities.
quit boasting their own spelling.
what's on queequeg's ipod: new bono snuff film.
alas, the new version of quite lyrics.
kunkle tops all kunkle tops.
perma//2jun06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner new time live saturdays 1245 cst this is hell radio.
and now you know it was a best.
still amidst-mix in lp3, if you haven't yet sear 'a pre-taste' at the myspace.
alight to glow slow mo.
critique of the letter 'k'.
what to do when you forget writing.
long walk vs the long walk.
dig deep the headphone dilemma.
when is a fix not a fix.
no worse than a shitty corkscrew.
perma//26may06xx-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
wrapping lp3 in studio, live shows updated.
strep blame it on the youth of today.
an very 'semitic' conversation.
godspeed kevekev.com toward persian vistas.
like newest jackrabbit comicxks.
page brittle formula three.
fresh from the 'so now ya know' dept.
mr brians aka mr presents.
pigeon-monger never had a chance.
as soon as i figure out why i'll sue.
world's truthiest bart stooper.
compass futures through the fucking roof.
commodify yr homeless guy eating a banana.
wait stilll never seen a homeless guy eating a banana.
perma//5may06xx-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
not naked, like a mermaid.
farrar disses yr kid brother's noise collection.
weak wrist never got you anywhere.
serial novel updated; who is yr new favorite mystery host.
see, he had replaced a previous missive.
the long freeway past post-capital.
romancing the spine.
sure everyone can be 'biggest'.
the lingua franca of noise.
it's when you put it down it hurts.
never get caught with one set of tongs.
fast-feast fast-feast repeat.
perma//28apr06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
new lift tactics brawners clubs.
behold th' unexpected full-time janitor plus fires.
a day sated by inbox numbers.
yes we're shopping for illo have at it.
take a meeting give a meeting.
neighborhood grapefruits fantastic hey that's racist.
sociologists invent new better 'auto-debunker-gyro'.
nd.com 3.0 preview: daily email updates things you already knew.
wouldn't you rather have internets in a magazine form.
difference is this time scratch coffee.
perma//21apr06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
choppy updates as we (finally) finalize lp3 - more docs in may.
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
not like there wasn't plenty already.
defining three types of 'will' in spare time.
took it to the hill that you had the spare time.
pick a bill, draw it up and swear by it.
i destroyed all yr favorite cat blogs.
lastly afford a closet with a skylight.
just wait until it all turns 'mess-board'.
count-down to the actual cheap labor.
perma//7apr06xx----------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors live friday oakland ca usa.
take a hint unwanted in my laboratory.
your mouth and what it's good for.
soak premonition of a half-cracked head.
your paranoia is borin me.
like a 'y-adapter' for yr fingers.
a young man walking a long lake, in spring.
may i ask you to find that specific email from months past.
what to do with yr gold when the silver runs out.
perma//31mar06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors live friday san francisco ca usa.
who took a chance with the 'april fool'.
son of the ghost of the serial novel, resurrected.
what a man will do to get through toronto.
more gallows spectacle thanks.
ensuring the successful transpire.
perhaps you would rather become the anti-sight.
guaranteed boutique free shopping.
nice escape the perfect wheel race.
only win against ro-bots on the phone anymore.
perma//10mar06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
you would never guess who had it made.
kenneth smith 'crypto revolution of our age part ix' [pdf].
slow regroup along the busy path.
the only use of putting all up or none up.
originators seldom read through.
beats me who looked up in the first place.
count yr different ways of 'work' until it sets well.
greenagers hard at work on tankertown year two coming 'soon'.
well how did the grizz treat you.
time to elapse an new column.
perma//10mar06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
largely a matter of tuning in a blank screen.
get plenty smart ya feel dumber.
calm it a sound like composite.
you can measure a lot these days in hectare.
when does the swoon go round the other way.
kalak alack run something else down the side frame.
legibility demands from the consistently inscrutable.
perma//3mar06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
what you do with your off-kilter is my only guess.
shall we continue to debate our errands.
oldest past-time: wasting important people's evenings.
always one eye on yr beat.
just don't wave anything fancy at the drummer.
seeking the anti-resume immediately.
rely to spout falsisms.
a hooded man on every ornament.
perma//24feb06xx------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
alright alright, how about 'nigh-weekly'.
post-capitalist usa for fun & profits.
put your finger and sense the bald.
i've seen grown men drinking 'chocolate' cow milk.
finally struck the fattiest varietal.
i discourage the mailorder shoe maneuver.
you know it could always be a little less fruitful.
and to think he used to shrink the heatsink, yuy.
greenagers and the strategic pisse.
diversify yr anger and observe the effects.
monthly bootlegga king anti-blogger 'anon'.
perma//17feb06xx-----------------------------------------------------------------------/
well that's two years of my life down the drain 'for you'.
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
making tables out of less tables.
and when they don't call, you find it.
the man revolutinized the 'smoke break'.
things they never measured in pints.
finally afford a produce-taster.
perma//15feb06xx------------------------------------------------------/
th' pigeon wars will not be civilised.
let's just solve everything the same way.
window guidance your size.
fat rhetoric never hurt hairhead.
anti-blog solidarity buh.
please 'bcc' yr parents.
birthday forgetting record 1957.
hah long numbers don't fool me kid.
return of the proverbial smart-looking hat.
perma//9feb06xx----------------------------------------------------------------/
they came to praise the jerks & bury the shoe-bomber.
one clopesian eye on 'c-span'.
the vegetable game, stinky car version.
find all yr new least favorite.
i didn't recall it doing to me before.
tactics, logistics, and fish lips, fo sho.
incredible the things you ignore in a day.
that drink quit me.
sure we'll never get to length.
perma//3feb06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
that type of covered in it.
the eyes always go constant.
that fruit hiding just don't cut it.
who ever knew you kept that in the decks.
delusion, control, suffice.
coherence schedule now weekly.
we bring tuff canon.
radio silence what did you think.
perma//1feb06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------/
the also umbrella incident.
face method for waking up others.
sizing up the pig prior.
setting up a big tree then trimming it.
protocol for genuine illness eventual.
you too could apply it as fit.
i'll recommend you anti-parking.
transit max faces away.
perma//27jan06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
spar the indentured strange.
half metaphors go only thus far.
looking downt the left tree again.
served rotating chairs only.
this nation needs a new coon forum.
only interest in the secret earthquakes.
third from the day what ate me.
massive archive of no doctors live history now available as you see fit.
perma//25jan06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
tankertown ends year one big plans up ahead c/o greenagers & 'the editor'.
you have given me a octave.
comete for the boring box.
false offers of intent.
that work always defined 'special'.
who's he talking about seeing.
stacking docs at revelation wages.
like pretending to not have looked again.
perma//20jan06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
doin research in japan.
specific alarm clock just to ignore.
examine close all carpet.
experimenting with the 'juice'.
can't even afford football these days.
imagine the actual cyber pranks.
monthly bootlegga of king anti-blogger c/o harpers.
perma//18jan06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
ooh that whiff of tankertown an comickal tantrum weekly by cansafis.
gunner up and take it down.
the secret to moose nuts.
here comes my mess.
the man that invented bottled water.
some cheese with the wheeze time to time.
perma//13jan06xx-----------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner live saturdays 1145 cst this is hell radio.
false university yeah i don't buy it.
make face competition win you.
the ineffable logic of the transformation to 'mess board'.
scratch that acres use greenagers.
perma//11jan06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------/
t-bone lyrics revealed at last c/o greenagers tankertown comickxs.
eat the tapes industry from dish out.
exactly i call this benefant.
module tandems to the small end.
that shrill theme hey it's your theme.
perma//10jan06xx---------------------------------------------------------------------/
stalactite bring em in.
an salute to th' corpus.
worlds' strong breath competition.
aerosolization abrupt ownership.
take a breath, throw a chair.
perma//6jan06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner each saturday live on this is hell radio noon cst.
trust me it wasn't that kind of call from krgyz.
around about principia.
measure practice time in newtons now.
the feasibility of never showing up on time.
hey now you've never spelled better.
cross a regional every decade or so.
what's on queequeg's ipod: billy squier / ariel sharon 'mash-up'.
all my continentals going on ebay.
perma//3jan06xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------/
tankertown returns with massive lyrical entry c/o cansafis foote.
different maybes for root babies.
it is a very complicated song.
the one takes wills to go away right.
mr brians's most floral of beverages.
best way to solicit yr current publisher.
when all is said & done it'll all dance.
kevekev.com destroy all dietetics.
year-end inventory adds up to more goddamn records.
tapin the thumbs in practicum.
would you prefer a stinkier joke.
who looks more out of place in one town.
speculum pasta.
perma//1jan06xx-------------------------------------------------------------------/
cheers & best wishes for big 2006 / here comes success.
martxn first foosball capitalist in ukraine.
plate meat all over the deck area.
man's eternal quest for salty pleasures.
will see out various winds to look for.
my tanktop predictions are undeniable.
usa out of grandma's house 2007 buh.
perma//29dec05xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors wikipedia page now have at it / taste our lawyers.
shocking all-candy new years.
it was no 2007 that's for sure.
25 years / 25 hoods / 25 wristwatches.
nothing happens when you make a cartoonist angry.
vegan vegetables for dummies.
they were always wrongest about beets.
that's right elixer new.
perma//27dec05xx--------------------------------------------------------------/
smart looking hat redux.
scharf tracks down the wrong movers.
several reunions against snow.
stack allot max kingdom.
ah yes that type of accessory.
perma//25dec05xx-------------------------------------------------------/
and you thought they were lumps of coal in my 'stockings'.
porcuping lone tracks.
dress you competitive balling.
way to trade it for an right isle.
like batman but friendly.
like they even care at the point in helicopter.
overnight made all musicks from bali.
always staying half drawn.
only missing the aminal stair palace.
corner view.
perma//16dec05xx--------------------------------------------------------------------------/
cheers & godspeed to a true rock and roll hero.
elvis's konspiracy korner back weekly this is hell radio 0945 CST.
face metrics bringalong.
different types of stuff for state ban.
tokyo six years why not.
tell all yr parents to move it.
holiday designation profiler.
boysen tied up in infinite law-suites.
false flag voice mail i revenge.
perma//14dec05xx-------------------------------------------------------------------/
handle of the speed/need metrics.
destroy all cough syrups.
platter attempts lack reward.
never saw it before like jelly.
what's on queeg's ipod: tiananmen square 'mashup'.
untalent contests won unanimous at al's place.
perma//13dec05xx------------------------------------------------------/
triump smells tankertown weekly again what a commmeekx.
it was the foot that ended her in.
face rubbers face front already.
dr bigs new congestion solution salve.
mandarin tangerine that's racist.
perma//12dec05xx-----------------------------------------------------------/
oh the unpublished work you'll do.
don't pretend i didn't miss ya.
down the same shoot range.
throat excavate vocal lesson on.
hey that's not yours day job.
one day we will disappear the wikipedia.
improbable fill up on such sustenance.
it's the spruce what does it.
tackle box affair charts.
next always always the next train.
perma//1dec05xx-----------------------------------------------------------------/
clearly, last man to make sense.
fall superscript cursor awards.
just when it starts to work.
clack tones basis quite seen.
all the ruse you belong ahead.
perma//29nov05xx-------------------------------------------------------------/
tankertown comic clearly, weekly, yearly buh.
glyph statement allays.
father of the nutty bar industry.
the old way of pronouncing it.
to have a castle non stone.
wait i've automated everything.
perma//28nov05xx--------------------------------------------------------/
a yasss a little rest for the lobes.
talking around the rub.
new copayments revolution.
to even know how bills get paid.
attorney try to hang me.
teeth rot books.
more police strikes now.
perma//18nov05xx----------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors live sunday 11/20 hemlock sf ca usa.
montly bootlegga tribute to noise king.
taking all strings the hard way.
a schedule ways away from time.
bring it all early for a change.
at least they're quitting first now.
tedium regulate sleeve plays.
perma//17nov05xx---------------------------------------------------/
right and wrong way to blitz it.
eye rubbing tactics grow heavier, more transparent.
still yr best hard medical news digest.
who says timely never gave a virtue.
allow for tall tale opt out.
get a form name for that too soon.
perma//16nov05xx-----------------------------------------------------------/
domain squatters you love to hate.
russian kinds of loud talk.
we'll stay again sooner or later.
the drummer bottle judgements.
these tickets don't run.
perma//15nov05xx-----------------------------------------------------------------------/
tankertown a weekly respite by fisse.
gift subscription barely vegan magazine.
not the bad kind of piece together.
tru northeast cease & desist romance.
less soda for you more soda for me.
got that dirty riddler.
perma//14nov05xx------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors radio feature w/ interview at collective voice up one week only.
foot studies en foote.
quick results from the zigzag method.
how to always ask for more.
the 'life plans' target approach.
why not that side of the globe.
perma//11nov05xx----------------------------------------------------------------/
waiting on the bell to ring.
lowest fi substitute only.
dragging halves to the park.
that old winter 65-67.
watch off yr shoulder smears.
never guess the time it isn't.
perma//9nov05xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------/
rip china nishiura rock well michelle & dmbq's.
tankertown apparently unstoppable each week even if i abscond.
melon recipe clearing house.
whining will get you no updates.
victim relativity bores.
whose posters to live onwards.
dealer fake database.
the anti-clopes never was never will.
banana prices maintain 1986 levels.
yes ill edit wait no edit wait.
longest phone call coming.
may i reserve a 'bitch cabin'.
this next tour will cost you.
going goose rates lookout.
as if you never handled it before.
don't worry i'll make the quit spectacular.
perma//1nov05xx---------------------------------------------------------------------/
tankertown weekly by that wacky driver cansafis foote.
black dressers, bah.
through the tile half-lit.
redundancy as promotional mandate.
as if yr landlord needed an invoice.
no postal but piggy slots.
could you pick an uglier bridge.
perma//28oct05xx-----------------------------------------------------------------------------/
elvis's konspiracy korner saturday 1145 cst on this is hell radio.
the audience thing being over-rated.
form a poem of form.
composition enjoy their simple.
cut up yr eyes method.
decades into immediate future.
quote contemporary generalizations.
classic interval of almost.
naturally wrought continuous, say picnic now.
give it another year or so of reasons.
and when he say hit the road.
piss engines from on high.
deadline for self-parody to miss.
the most fun you could have with fun.
brown drummer talkem like red man.
all the new kids blog in hard copy.
really more of an anti-bookshelf spines out.
perma//27oct05xx------------------------------------------------------------------/
oh, the appointments you'll keep.
bonus-em fall guy.
real flowers in perpetuity.
spy an opinion squint.
houdini trilogy neverends.
perma//25oct05xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------/
tud tankertown tuesday 'f-you' / 'f-greenagers'.
compulse the magnet too time.
non-speaking speaker engagement.
think everyone does what and lives.
to be free time & perpetually ill.
bah it's goddamn delightful.
perma//24oct05xx--------------------------------------------------------------------/
try ever the count me out kid.
i can juggle the competitions' html by distance.
couldn't believe they dropped the fuck.
airplanes in a caught throat.
burning dvd living & leaving.
out new ro-bot headache is unstoppable.
also pretty soon spun won't mean much.
clopesian exterminism tropical talk.
monthly bootlegga nod hat to noise king.
perma//21oct05xx---------------------------------------------------------------/
carrier juggling t'art.
dues system better get a wine cellar.
fight talking but never about fights.
paint warfare for dry noise.
trade in a suit for everything else.
said no rest for the rest.
uh oh the randy lee documentary.
perma//20oct05xx--------------------------------------------------------/
other tunnel operation tunnel.
what is ever was cooking.
mr brians promises t-bone to all comers.
the heavily fatalistic approach to scrabble.
things you never ever did on yr porch.
all comment now in sequence.
those 'trackback' numbers you'll never know.
good to say you: bye.
perma//18oct05xx-------------------------------------------------------------/
new earthquake suit draft.
consider the mountain community.
sonk rock connoisseur.
obtain me a wild bird.
licensed obesity photos.
perma//13oct05xx------------------------------------------------------------------/
no doctors live san francisco thurs / oakland saturday.
exclusive interview with georgi derluguian by kevekev.com.
perma//12oct05xx-------------------------------------------------------------------------/
as always, this blog devoted to class warfare.
a homeless guy eating a banana.
expensive socks in $23 shoes.
tankertown weekly by greenagers 'i'll do it tomorrow'.
give away all yr stuff, then ask for it back.
supermarket segregation by price surcharge.
european-style beret ten dollars.
no doctors live san francisco thurs / oakland saturday.
clients via lawyers paying doctors a lot.
brown babysitters, my friends, brown babysitters.
money drawer in minnetonka kitchen.
my 400 dollar cell phone got stolen waah.
larry david's colon cancer.
expensive magazines about saving money.
piss test positive for really bad cocaine.
progressive democrats of sonoma county against the war (D).
gas prices go up, squeegee pric