Voltaire once said, "One must have the devil in
him to succeed in the arts." If the good Frenchman was right, No
Doctors are the living incarnations of Satan.
Hunting Season
is the kind of frighteningly brilliant album that tickles you with all
the pleasures of hell while scaring the living bejeezus out of you.
It's a thunderously, cacophonously intimidating record. The band
gleefully straddles and violates the line dividing insanity and genius,
urging their flaming steed of Hades through the filthiest, sleaziest
fire-and-brimstone territories of rock and roll. In short, No Doctors
forge the kind of bluesy garage-rock maelstrom that would make Iggy Pop
piss his pants.
The earth-pounding apocalypse of "Campaign
Special" immediately sends timid listeners packing, while titillating
the more adventurous folks cowering at the base of the speakers.
Throwing a bloodthirsty set of wicked blues riffs over nasty percussion
and searing the mix with static and fuzz, No Doctors power through
their first outrageous mission statement with demonic intent, melody
lines ablaze under firebombing electrics and spats of saxophone. They
eat Exile on Main Street alive, and shove it into a meat-grinder with Funhouse,
churning out a blistering purée of wicked hooks and melody on "Icicle
of Love Song". However, while they sound like a runaway train, No
Doctors are in control; they deftly and unexpectedly shift their song
dynamic to repetitive, addictive blues patterns that proceed with sure
deliberation under air-scorching guitar solos.
Discerning
exactly who's playing what instruments in this ungodly, sublime unity
of blues-rock and noise can be a bit confusing, but it's never
impossible. Usually Chauncey Chumpers's guitar figures burst to the
fore; his axe and Patrick Fogarty's smart bass work only
semi-successfully anchor Elvis DeMorrow's careening, soul-shredding
electric. DeMorrow's ruthless perversion of the songs' central riffs
and ideas forms an ingenious counterpoint to Chaumper and Fogarty's
more grounding musical phrases. And while I doubt that the drummer's
name is actually "Mister Muthafuckin B", his solid rhythms are the
single unifying force in a cataclysmic mix -- to which, believe it or
not, Cansafis Foote contributes a sax and...a viola? As for vocals,
they're indecipherable because, well, Chauncy and Foote are usually
howling their heads off. One phrase stood out: "Step up to the mic /
Would you rather ride a bike / hell no!" What were you expecting, Frost?
It
would be a grave error to confuse this unbelievably tight collection of
songs (ten tracks under 40 minutes) with directionless pan-beating;
there is an underlying logic behind Hunting Season's
eviscerating aggression. "Sharkskin Blues"'s cacophony and dissonance
may seem purely chaotic, but Muthafuckin B's rhythm slides the song
into ravaging, startling riffs through several variations, leaving a
noiseless breath of space to prep the fantastic drive into fucked hooks
and noisy oblivion. Looking for those seedy patterns isn't a walk in
the park, but neither is it a trudge through the river Styx. For all
their surface anarchy, No Doctors make it patently clear that they're
pounding out these hell-hound tracks with a method, incorporating
recognizable variation in time signatures, keys and pace. The assault
never lets up, but it steers clear of monotonous abrasion. Sometimes
it's utterly cathartic in the true sense of the word, embodying
suffering and release at the same time.
In that way, Hunting Season
accomplishes a surprising and improbable feat: it dives to the bottom
of the rock cosmos and flips the universe upside down to enter Heaven's
back door for joyous invasion. It's uncompromising, willful,
destructive and raucously daring. In other words, it's easily one of
the most incendiary rock albums you'll hear this year.