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friday 11/30/0007

TANKERTOWN weekly web comicxks
by CansaFis "frogwalker" Foote & Elvis "canaryspy" deMorrow

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FROM THE SECRET BASEMENT OF BASEMENT SECRETS

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sunday 11/25/0007

TANKERTOWN weekly web comicxks
by CansaFis "post-Raza" Foote & Elvis "beer-sleuth" deMorrow

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wednesday 11/21/0007

Like Chris Cornell said - "Superunknown".

ORIGIN & TECTONICS review by Justin Farrar / Cleveland Scene:

When consumed as background music, No Doctors' Origin & Tectonics passes for neo-grunge blues rock. Guitarist Elvis DeMorrow grooves like a Midwest punk harboring a secret love for ZZ Top and Free, Mr. Brians pummels his drum kit with boogie belligerence, and Chauncey Chaumpers' baritone wail contains genetic chunks of the Lizard King, Glenn Danzig, and Ian Astbury in its double helix. Move beyond casual listening, however, and the band's fifth album reveals a refined weirdness. This has been the Bay Area quartet's modus operandi since coming together as teenagers in Minnesota nearly a decade ago. Like Royal Trux, their chief inspiration, No Doctors can pass for straightforward rockers and avant-freaks. "AAO," for example, would be garden-variety doom if not for the group's spiky minimalist interplay, sax-man Cansafis Foote's low-end skronk, and the jagged changes. "Yardin," a back-porch jam made muscular with proggy classicism, follows a similarly twisted path. But none of these eccentricities ever gets in your face. This is true even when the band cranks a hypnotic, stripped-down howler like "Tuning th' Sundial," which really isn't that far removed from the Screaming Trees or Soundgarden, except it's just kind of . . . off. (source)

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IT’S NOT GOING TO SOUND METAPHORICAL
BY THE BEE-KEEPER

Before we gather ourselves around that old bludgeoned coin and shake off egregiously, I should confide in you to maintain my most personal phenomenon.  Time is a midget.  That’s right, I know I’ve claimed before to read the moon from behind the light of the scriptures, to behold the red cloud in my hand and whisper mantras backwardly at will.  Yet every time I open my eyes I only see another flurry.  This career as a lifeguard is not very meager and always pays the bills.

They told me the track to stardom was laced with nanotechnology but now I behold life in a newest of forms.  Bread and butter is my salsa.  Forget freshman-phobia—manias are quite passé on the campus scene under the current administration.  All strides being produced in auto-intoxication account for a generous heaping of envy in the lighthouse.  Back before I knew what scenes were made of, I told myself at least a hundred times that the newspapers were fabrication houses. 

The industry that most heavily slaughters cattle and citizens will be manipulating our next stock-holder’s meeting in an hour.  I’m often tempted to bewilder myself in the name of progress.  I don’t indulge any sort of predictable pattern but it’s nothing personal.  I’m rooting for you just like I would any do-gooder.  The captain asked me to stand down and I actually stood on the side of the deck before swimming some laps, lavishly.  This sentence that I’m about to read has been carved into existence by centuries of paralysis. 

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friday 11/16/0007

NO DOCTORS LIVE SATURDAY 11/17 SAN FRANCISCO

Also, CansaFis & Mr. Brians will be guest-DJs on KUSF at 1500 PST this afternoon.

posted by elvis

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TANKERTOWN weekly web comicxks
by CansaFis "backmask" Foote & Elvis "Phantom mask" deMorrow

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thursday 11/15/0007

Have you purchased your copy of Origin & Tectonics yet? And if not, why not?!

From Geoff Shiner in PerformerMag:

Musically, it's no stretch to say that on their latest full-length effort Origin & Tectonics, San Francisco's No Doctors have found a creative embrace of Captain Beefheart's desert-blind, off-kilter sensibilities. A penchant for the New York noise of Sonic Youth, Television and The Contortions is also apparent in their home-brewed amalgam of the "post" rock movements. Despite the evident relations to their ancestry however, it's clear that No Doctors are serious about bucking conventions.

Unlike many of their guitar-toting peers, they turn to a wider instrumentation for percussive and melodic embellishment, which includes plenty of saxophones, gongs and even a glockenspiel. The recording quality is extremely dry, which accentuates the clarity and gristle of their vocal delivery while at the same time bringing more attention to warm and natural instrument tones. The guitar work is well balanced between chunky staccato chords and sustained melodies, yet remains mostly clean on the album.

"Invisible Clopes" is a track that makes good use of this motif, where the close sound brings dimension to staggering, near-epiphanal vocal delivery. Space between these dynamic bursts is filled by sinister, rumbling baritone sax and sparse drum work. The lack of any detectable recording effects gives the track a confessional feel of torn emotions, light and dark.

But despite the elusive strangeness of No Doctors, there exists throughout this record a whole-hearted showmanship that croons in baritone voices and kinky grooves. Take "Rumble Ring" for example, a quirky headbanging affair that could easily pass for the type of lo-fi dance rock being circulated today. Their talent for bordering on pop reveals a deliberate sense of control, the ability to concentrate their strangeness into a more digestible format.

Perhaps it's not quite mind-blowing, but No Doctors are still able to throw a wrench in the works of modern rock music. (source)

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tuesday 11/13/0007

A DIAPHONE OF ECLIPSES, AN ELEGY FOR SAMSARA

How far back now since the aching moonlight was a sweet song of serenity?  How many steps have we taken since that fated encounter with the other life?  Only a few breaths it seems and we were trapped in a cocoon, face-forward.  The whole world was a pre-amble to the liquid explosion.  We hovered incessantly like honeybees.  Nothing moved of its own volition.  Our faces were recklessly compressed against any conceivable source of light or data.

We were a room full of hopefuls beholden to a flurry.  We found an erotic charge in the brazen, arrogant indifference of the images.  The cold, alien logic of this chain intoxicated us and we were swept into a heady downfall.  Mr. Perfect established an outpost for commandeering.  In many ways our operation mimicked trade and patterns of the super-skeleton, in that we thrived on exchange actions and tiers of valuation. 

It was easy enough to light a match and take a stance because nothing had been codified.  Everything was a rolling lightshow, liquidity was absolute and there was really no opinion on the issue of substantiation.  Whether you were for or against could easily be subsumed by displays of vitality.  The moral erosion was very simple to dodge; everybody congregated and dispersed with a minimum of calculation and the firedogs lit up like wild. 

The brick wall tumbled with exceptional efficiency.  Doing different things tied up your whole day (sounds like a duck.)  But as different vehicles bumped up against one another there were sparks, not always utopian.  Suddenly amidst the ecstasy there rose a swell of awareness to the irreversibility of our actions.  We had bitten the bait and the switch was pulled.

As we swiftly began exercising our metaphysical liberties, the world presented herself as a heady, rich, colorfully hedonistic swath of river-water.  This vibrant, dizzying mirror subsumed our better judgments as we winked back at the knowing trickster.  Every flatted fifth seemed to shape the rafters.  Every howling arpeggio seemed to command the skies.  Every thrashing exertion seemed destined to yield new, unforeseen proofs of our theorem.

The bastard wind whispered the obscene ululations we had longed for.  It told us that the newly exercised freedoms were, in fact, agency.  It convinced us against little resistance that our actions had shaped the senseless barrage of events; that there was in fact an ethical, accountable exchange to be negotiated and manipulated on our wooly ride to Valhalla. 

The same nexii that seemed a cross-reference of what means what are now sturdy day-markers steering us off of dull, black waters.  We avoid at all costs the flags of nostalgia that have been planted in our emotions.  Drive a spike through those warrior-peers who know not why they need suffer.

The same heroes and hosts that benevolently snowed down tingling wisdom have been gleefully set to the stake and flamed.  This cathartic void is your destiny.  We have painstakingly harbored the mountainous indifference of the world within your own stratagem so that you might sever the burden of audience from your practice.  This new tier of liberation will not be indicative of action, but will instead wash away in vibrating layers of senseless smoke, laughing as it echoes itself.

posted by chauncey

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friday 11/9/0007

TANKERTOWN weekly web comicxks
by CansaFis "birdsaver" Foote & Elvis "bedtime" deMorrow

posted by elvis

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JOKE IN A MOUNTAIN TERRAIN
BY JIM JOSEPH

DOCTOR: (to the Woodsman)  Drum and satisfaction, listen to the key- writing with a key, giving it a chance, the voice here is slight to the feminine, not a sex fantasy caricature, just a true self slightly pushed to anima from the animus, breathing with breasts and freedom, trance of the artist, shedding all fears, freedom, responses…

WOODSMAN:  Breathe, and drift away… but not to revisit that old familiar land.  Today we are inventing unknown terrain.  Striking out to render a fresh face on the golden pony.  To believe in what was, is death.  To remember or acknowledge can only stutter and stultify our transit.  The moon’s cabal has called for an echo at the end of time to be our favorite unity in this elegant moment.  And so I will blush and swing away from the envious superstition that hides inside my chest cavity. 

What urge do I owe truth- I, the artist?  What goal, or fraction or thermometer?  What burden, this silent invisible and hatefully negligent persona non audiencia?  ¿Que pasa, señor?  Very, un-needed, extinguishable; vim, stirred without definition or intelligibility, un-needed like kabuki.  Sound patron, the death-spin dj. 

I am not distinct, I have no edges.  My mess is an acrobat’s mess.  Tonight I return and dwell inward and return and dwell inward.  Feelings, first, flesh, face, spine, fingers.  Order or existing absence, the trials of Europe, the breath of the believer, to speak my piece and for what, un-needed of the chance for claps and lightbulbs bursting.

DOCTOR:  Breasts heaving-ho in the moonlight and a snow-capped fantasy memory.  I unyield you and unburden and relinquish and defeat this deceit.  A talking trial lawyer says to me, “I am the phantom.”  I hit him violently and abscond swiftly with all verbiage, exiting the roundhouse thoroughly and gracefully.  My arc is complete, the voyage is superstitious, the mission is granted and the will is un-denied.  All opposites being treated at face value.  The clones calling me into lifelessness and a bloody beef of a mess to be had.  Say it ain’t so, Wotzy.  Sky’ll kill ya if you let it.  That was the charm but now I have disappeared in the desert and at the edge the old man is sitting with both legs straight up, waiting patiently.  Like a friendly father figure, the type who waves and smiles and speaks none too fast.  Then there’s a blast and I look up into the sky and I see my license falling from the sky into my lap.  I am sitting on an airplane.  Nothing can be too old-fashioned anymore.  I am the blessed eagle and this is my forethought. 

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wednesday 11/7/0007

AN INTERVIEW WITH WEASEL WALTER
by CansaFis Foote

Weasel Walter is the prolific & outspoken mastermind behind The Flying Luttenbachers, as well as numerous other projects over the years.  His new record, Incarcerated by Abstraction, is available via ugEXPLODE next week on 11/15.  More information and mp3s can be found here

Where does your idea of being a musician fit into the broader
political context of sustainable, necessity-driven economics?

Well, originally it had nothing to do with it! Those were the days. As a kid, there was no competition, only the act of creation. For a while, creating music in a vacuum was fulfilling to me, until I realized that I wanted other people to hear it. I began to crave feedback and wanted to be in the "game". These days I have to waste a lot of time and energy fighting for shelf space with millions of other products. This constant struggle to survive can be fairly demoralizing. At its worst it makes me think that what I do is artistically superfluous or, that most people have so much shit smashed in their ears that they can't even hear music any more even if it was handed to them.

Of course, the field of music (and media in general) has been rapidly reaching a frightening saturation point over the course of the last 20 years, and I'm afraid to say that the economics of "being a musician" (i.e., a "professional" musician, one who makes their primary income from music related work) are fairly bleak for most of us at the moment, particularly those of us who are trying to create challenging, intelligent, abstract music. It seems to be the case of most people I talk to - even professionals who have made good livings in the music business for decades. The paradigm is analogous to the feudal-style caste system we have in America - essentially there is a very acute polarization of wealth distribution/recognition, etc. Unfortunately I am a member of the lowest "class" of musician (I would prefer to at least be in the lower middle, After all I turn in a good week's work perennially,
without vacation or benefits! Where the fuck is my white picket fence, motherfucking Bush?! I'm not asking for much - a fair wage for a week's work.)

Right now, I consider what I do to be a losing battle, but I keep
fighting it because it's all I know. This has become a political
statement against the tide of the status quo. The mainstream has said to me, "We don't need you . . . go die!" and I scream back, "Fuck you! I will survive on my own terms!" Basically this is the most crucial time for non-mainstream artists to either stand their ground or fade away. I don't really want to get too involved in the particulars of my economic survival, but I've been able to get by with a mixture of persistence, ingenuity, discipline, frugality and a lot of diversification in my field. It's tough, but I do feel that what I do fills a great creative void that I see in culture, whether or not anyone else agrees or realizes it right now. I have a responsibility to make the kind of music no one else will.

In this current economy what do you think we can do, as non-mainstream artists and musicians, to propel our ideas towards a larger and more sustainable context?

I don't think there is much to do other than strive not to make artistic compromises. We must document ourselves and use whatever mediums we find effective to transmit out messages. There's already so much mediocre, pandering garbage in the marketplace that the only music that will truly survive this morass will be the most fastidiously conceived art. Most music I see being made today is truly disposable. There must be a responsibility to create something we (and by proxy, others) will come back to again and again. There's a lot of music out there with the effect
crack cocaine - feels great for few minutes and gets you high, but
there's nothing left afterwards. It fulfils certain needs that are
external and superficial.

Uncompromising music will always find its audience, but it just seems to take a lot longer.

Is there a future we can look to where our arts and ideas are
respected and needed enough to merit success in capitalist terms?

I don't see it coming in America any time soon. It's gotten worse, not better. As long as people are as overfed and complacent as America is, we are doomed on many levels. I should be more worried about what we're doing to the environment, but look at me . . . I'm grousing about making a living being a musician? Case in point.


photograph by Lars Knudsen

Can art and music be defined as necessity? Why or why not?

That's a tough question. The nihilist in me says that it is not a
necessity. The Bush administration sure seems to think that culture isn't necessary by their utter neglect of support. Maybe they're right: perhaps domination, wealth and power are the only objectives in humanity! Art and music are byproducts of leisure time in society. Only when we have time and energy to create can we create. In many regards it is a luxury to make art. Regardless, why do humans feel such a strong impulse to make ideas into form? I don't think art and music are so different from science and architecture . . . humans feel compelled to create, so perhaps it is imperative from some psychological or biological command we
have in our circuitry. Humanity is really weird.

What inspired you to begin making music as The Flying Luttenbachers?

When I moved to Chicago in 1990, I was dead set on being at the epicenter of whatever free jazz scene was there. Basically, I found out very quickly that I had to create one. I glommed onto Hal Russell and we started the band as an instrument changing duo before settling on the two saxes plus drums format we would have for a few years. At the time I felt like I had something unique to say in terms of intensity and drawing parallels between the idioms of punk and free jazz. This was my motivation.

What inspires you to create as The Flying Luttenbachers now?

At this moment, very little inspires me. I feel pretty tapped out after having put so much blood and sweat into something that seems largely taken for granted. My music does have its adherents, but I feel like one of the biggest bedwetting stepchildren of music around. Perhaps this is my fate - my lack of compromise and my refusal to pander musically has created a public indifference towards my art. Creating a music that needs
to be carefully scrutinized is obviously anathema to most consumers in this cracked-out, ADD society. If history repeats itself, my music will be much more accepted down the road as people become more familiar with the process of digesting the amount of information I tend to instill in my music. This notion is not comforting to me in the present. I feel pretty drained. Right now I'm finding more energy from participating in the free improvised music scene, so I spend a lot of time pursuing that
avenue. (Oddly enough the last six years of Flying Luttenbachers material has been heavily composed, not improvised). Free improvised music seems to be even less popular/populist than even the Flying Luttenbachers, but at least the expectations are lower. I'm much less disappointed when nobody cares about it.


photograph by Matt Ritona

How do these inspirations differ from what inspires your free jazz and ensemble works, and other bands you have worked with (i.e., Lake of Dracula, XBXRX)?

Well, since 2001 the Flying Luttenbachers has transformed itself into a forum for my complex compositional works. (Maybe the answer to my problem is to transform it back into something more musically open?) With my new album "Incarcerated By Abstraction" (out Nov. 15, 2007 on ugEXPLODE) I think I may have said all I really need to say with this particular format for the time being. I don't feel any more current motivation to write very technical, complex, almost unplayable music for the group. The
amount of work it takes to conceive and execute this stuff versus the amount of feedback I get on it has reached an impasse. It's seeming very futile. Perhaps I've made all the difficult music I need to make right now. Maybe people will spend the next 10 or 20 years digesting what I've already done and then maybe there will be a space for more of it.

A lot of other bands I've been in have been more of an example of
democracy in action, or, an intersection of mutual interests of the
people involved. The Flying Luttenbachers are more of a vehicle for my personal concepts.

What are the most difficult, and, conversely, the most intuitive elements of your creative process?

Conceiving music is not difficult for me. Sometimes finding a reason to do all that work to make it a reality is a little daunting, especially when I feel like I'm the only person that really cares about the end result. Music composition has a lot to do with attempting to solve quandaries that I see in music. I make music in order to create things that I want to listen to. I hope other people will like it, but can't count on that. The most difficult aspect of my own creative process is difficulty getting the end result to a wider audience. I feel absolutely starved for feedback at all times.

What roles do logic and emotion play in your creativity?

Logic has a lot to do with my creativity. I am generally trying to create an underpinning of coherence in my work and a lot of thought goes into that. Sometimes I like to utilize a very particular lack of logic or chaos - sort of an inversion of total logic. I suppose I'm an extremist in this regard. I don't really care for the middle ground very much. Emotion is a loaded concept. A lot of people seem to associate "emotion" in music with cliched signifiers. I've seen plenty of music that has the signifiers of "emotion", but sounds totally dead and calculated to me on every level. I don't really care what other people's opinions are about emotion in music because a lot of people don't really know what they're talking about. To them emotion is "happy", "sad", "angry" - these boring, simplistic, black-and-white terms.

Of the many musicians you have seen, heard, and/or played with in your career, who has challenged you the most, and how?

I don't know if they've challenged me per se - I seem to be my own "challenger" most of the time - but I've been fortunate to play with many musicians that I consider to be of a very high caliber. Mick Barr, Ed Rodriguez, Rob Pumpelly, Mary Halvorson, Marc Ruecker, Jon Raskin, Marshall Allen, Marc Edwards, Marco Eneidi, William Winant and Heather Melowic immediately come to mind . . . I have fantasies about playing with Cecil Taylor, Evan Parker and Keiji Haino. The first two are absolutely superior musicians in every way. I feel a lot of kindredship with Haino's approach to music. I still feel like there are so many challenges left in music that it keeps me going in spite of the demoralization I have felt lately. As long as there are new people and contexts to me, there seems to be hope or potential.

Do you have any exercises you employ to build musical creativity?

Hmm. Well, learning music is an ongoing process. It never ends. I learned how to write music by analyzing the music of others. I still work on technical aspects of drumming to facilitate the musical ideas I think of. I am constantly researching music and listening to it for inspiration. Another thing is that music has consumed my life since I was about 11 years old . . . to me, thinking about music (or playing it) is really second nature. It's what I do.

Are there any differences in musical culture/sound you have seen
in touring the four American coasts (East, West, South and
Midwest)?

Hmm. That's a tough question. I think there are some regional differences, but I'm not really concerned with that. I don't find it very fascinating per se. I do think that a lot of music audiences are very jaded currently. This has to do with 1) too many shitty bands, 2) too many shitty venues, 3) too many horrible, inept sound persons and 4) the fact that music is basically an all you can eat buffet that can be had for the price of an internet connection. A lot of people seem to take music (and musicians) completely for granted because they have too much of it. I don't know what's going to happen to equalize this. It's kind of scary. Sometimes I think that there's too much music out there and that the only thing to do is NOT make more music. It seems more noble not to add to the glut of aural shit being pumped out into the universe. Unfortunately music is the main activity in my life, so that isn't really an option for me. It has become an onus.

Best album to listen to on acid?

"The Great Concert of Cecil Taylor", Heldon's "Un Reve. . ."

Mushrooms?

The Flying Luttenbachers "Systems Emerge...", John Coltrane's "Infinity"

Stoned?

Nothing sounds very good to me stoned. Being stoned isn't really that fun for me.

Opiates?

N/A

Drunk?

All music.

Cocaine?


I don't think I like music when I'm on cocaine. I don't like cocaine that much. I can say that it seemed appropriate to crank Motorhead's "Overkill" album during that last jag though . . . that worked for me. Being on the pontoon probably helped.

Having sex?

Iannis Xenakis

It seems this oversaturation that you mentioned earlier, in your view, is related to the internet?

It's not totally responsible for, but has certainly helped exacerbate the conditions that we are in the midst of.

How has the internet affected your creativity and production?

It has decentralized the means of distribution, which is good in some regards and bad in other regards. The good thing is that it's easier to communicate with and sell things directly to interested people. The bad aspect is that there is no longer any real filter for information - misinformation is rampant as well as a glut of half-baked garbage that really should have never been released in the first place in any form. The toilet is so overflowing with musical shit now that it cannot be flushed. Access to information is a double edge sword - to some it is liberating, whereas to others it is an excuse for complacency.

Is this oversaturation tied to the larger economy, environment, and politick at play? What has led people to over-consume and over-produce music?

I believe that this oversaturation ties into the fact that we live in a
hyper-consumerist culture that is bombarded with media and fantasies of wealth and fame from birth. Our culture shows us endless examples of extremely average, incredibly non-talented dumbasses winning fame and fortune in the pop music lottery and this has created an entire generation of delusional "musicians". Like state lotteries, the odds are stacked against most people ever winning anything significant from this rigged popularity contest we call pop culture. There's a double standard that says "America loves music!", but then the way America treats its musicians is like shit. This country has this pathetic "good guy" facade that it always presents to the world. It is hypocritical, smug and
ignorant. People try desperately to fill holes in their lives with
entertainment (or culture or drugs or . . .). I know I do. It's a
bottomless pit that cannot seem to be filled! Sick.


photograph by W. Raymond Thomas

How can artists and musicians work to support sustainability for the art form as a whole? Is this a worthwhile goal?

You can't teach people to care about things. You can set an example, but you cannot expect people to follow it or even understand it.

What I try to do is maintain a diverse, international network of people with interests outside the mainstream, i.e. musicians, listeners, booking people, etc. With my music I try to tie together stylistic threads that seem disparate at first, but have a lot in common. Right now I am making an effort to play improvised music with as many people as I can. There are a lot of great musicians here that need to be encouraged to take some control of their destinies through booking shows and documenting their
own work. Waiting for someone to come along and do this for you is a sucker's game. There are only so many hours in the day, so it's difficult for me to play Mother Theresa to the music scene. I'm not pretending like I'm having a large impact upon any particular scene at this point - all I'm trying to do is figure out how to survive and have as many options as possible for creating my work.

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tuesday 11/6/0007

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET LEADS 1,000 LIVES
BY THE BLUE HENCHMAN

If you’re the type that finds a primal confession to be the best mustard, then sit tight and shimmy up, because I’m ready to shed a very spicy bean. Often as I wind and trudge my way from the doghouse to the outhouse and back again, you might spy me dragging a limp and tattered broom behind me. When I encounter a fork, I first look left, then right, and observe the choices of my peers. If there’s a world beyond either horizon, I’m not buying what it sells.

I am not an opinion-maker, and I am not a uniter. My mistrust is as firm as cement. My social boundaries are as real as any scientific phenomena, yet sporadically, and without warning, I find myself drenched in a bleak joy that swells up from within and invariably spills out toward my familiar tributaries.

As the sun unfurls its arc, either in good faith or absentia, the wind brings me innumerous seemingly solitary tidbits of our storyline. I am a faithful if not always eager receptor. Yet there is a certain perspective that always stirs me. It comes when word leaks that the ship is sinking.

I can’t help but feel gleeful when the facts add up to gross misconduct and the rear end of hope. I tremble with a delicate electrical surge of power. It all seems to confirm my hypothesis. For years the world has insisted on following its own charge, much to my chagrin, regularly ignoring my suggestions, rarely if ever asking for my insights.

As the sea washes in its bounty of contradictions, I am happy to hear that things are foul and broken, because I’ve known it all along. Spare me your success stories, foul villain. I will not be lured onto your perch of strength. Bittersweet is far too sugary a confection for this palate. I like the truth, and I like it to resemble a stick of beef jerky. Fear is my oil, and without a doomsday to cower beneath, I would quickly still myself into silence.

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monday 11/5/0007

DON’T EXPECT TO PROLONG THIS INTO A PATTERN OF SQUEALS
BY DENNY BROUBER

I don’t read these blogs to connect with other minds; I’m looking to assimilate and codify knowledge. I’m most excited to be by myself. I can respect everyone’s intentions from a distance, but I’d rather not get my hands dirty. I’ve only submitted this in hopes of silencing the ceaseless haranguing by the coterie.

Once I’ve spoken I am inevitably burdened with expectations. People project their wild and unruly feelings all over me and it distracts me from the task at hand. My ambitions are modest when I work alone but I always connect with the target.

So don’t expect to hear much more from me. I prefer to find a quiet, peaceful position from which to view the world in all its strange mutations. I like to study and read and it’s OK if you never know very much about me. I can be happiest if I just minimize my obligations and dig into the project.

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friday 11/2/0007

BLAME THE MEISTER FOR FRESH FITS OF BRILLIANCE
BY TONEY CALLAHUNG

PERCHED upon an ebony chaise lounge within the cold confines of his office at the Bureau dé Bloggenwall, wrapping about him a blood-red hooded leather cloak from Sturvle & Krauser, Ye ol’ Dread Bloggenmeister, the nodoctors.com editor at large, exhaled a high-pitched moan. “Why, why, why is it ‘Claps’ Mulligan?” said Mr. Bloggenmeister, de-emphasizing the blogster’s name, not altogether piano pianissimo, until it became a trans-linguistic mumbling, a murmur of resignation.

Mr. Mulligan, as it happened, was lurking amidst the corridors, wherever they are, of the esteemed website, getting psychologically bolstered by a series of four differing limited-series boutique dipping sauces and a box of wheat crackers for a blog run that, when it actually occurred, registered as a blip for many of the 1,000 people who’d already endured several pages of blogging.

By the time Mr. Mulligan appeared, his head swimming in a characteristic exuberance, amid splashes of motivational thunder, not a small crew were eager to follow Ye ol’ Dread Bloggenmeister, who cursed audibly by line three of the monologue and hurled his beer toward the velvet curtain that garnishes his doorway.

This all took place near midnight Wednesday, as elsewhere in San Francisco Halloween noiseniks from alien realms (ie, Daly City) thuggishy and ruggishly comported themselves while decked out as pantless chipmunks or the irrepressible Jason. In the foyer of No Doctors Blogsters Union Local 247 Trump Card Union Hall, a gathering of notable blogsters began a lifeless reading of the perennial high school obligation “Death of a Salesman,” the play, in this case, not exactly utilized as such but as a propaganda piece meant to signify the Old Brigade in all its ghoulishness,  in a noise concert orchestrated and staged by Carlito Lopez, the clopus and saber wielder and “rude boy” of the industry, a person  Hollywood Reporter recently said “flutters at the peripherary of the noise-art-blog nexus that is, controversially, defining the young people’s world today,” such as it is.

Ostensibly a polemic against Ye ol’ Dread Bloggenmeister, the evening featured some of the blogsters Mr. Lopez collects, and whom he has cast in noise operas like the 2005 “The Dithering of the Innocents”(Mr. Brians), and this year’s “Foote-loose” (Greenagers and kevekev.com as a robot mechanic and his spouse).

Wednesday was another in a string of New Direction Blogs, a recent innovation that is widely seen to be a result of the still-unpublished NDFBA. At a soirée hosted prior to the event at the Russian Hill town home belonging to the philanthropist and blogsters’ rights supporter June Gosling Reedhurber, Ms. Reedhurber said that her personal philosophy of successful blogging is that it must make people quiver. “That’s the standard,” she said. “If you tremble.”

By that standard Mr. Mulligan’s “It’s Due to the Applause” was a walloping smash, since people had reported shivering while reading it, and also wriggling on their chairs and shaking in annoyance and vibrating in sympathy and jiggling, of course. There were palpitations inside palpitations. This is because the blog was to feature reference to Mr. Mulligan’s numerous awards and also, let us not forget, the explicit proclamation that we can all become our own Clopezi.

Did the audience feel Ye ol’ Dread Bloggenmeister’s ample unease? Fuck yes. Distaste was built into the evening, as central to it as the idea of blogging itself, often maligned, and which, as one critic noted, flourishes despite how “the spectral connections that haunt the web seem to radically re-evaluate all social possibilities.” Put less drastically, the blog and the noise concert both revolved around whether or not the man who controls the blue jeans is the man who controls the world, and if so, if freedom might be found by tearing down the electronic wall. 

“There’s something humming in your head,” as Mr. Mulligan put it.  “I am smacking you to the sound of the rhythm.”

posted by chauncey

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thursday 11/1/0007

posted by cansafis

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THERE CAN BE NO WORLD MORE SCANDALOUS
BY SNOW LEOPARD

The intricate unity of emotions that binds us together has fled. The world is no longer a sparkling oyster. In its place I have found only a broken menagerie of crystalline reflections. I am solemn and alone, without a trough to pour my heart in.

Long gone is the waterfall of glyphs and gladiators who might romance a tender heart beneath an autumn moon. The sands of the desert have been blown away by gray winds to leave me an empress stranded atop cold pavement.

I cling to this ivory cloak because it is the last vestige of another life. My cheeks have long since grown weary from crying, my heart has long since surrendered its hope. Only a falling star or tidal wave could shake me from my precipice. Only a final tear-filled trial will put these bones to rest.

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KONSPIRACY KORNER UPDATES

A good Chicago Tribune article on the USS Liberty attack, with some previously undisclosed bits. Related Konsp piece is here.

Relevant to this recent kitchen sink Konsp segment, the current issue of The American Conservative has an article by the always excellent Philip Giraldi discussing the disinformation campaign related to last month's Israeli airstrikes on Syria, as well as a very good piece by David Lindorff on the B-52 nuke mystery. The Lindorff piece is not available online, but an even fresher take from him is over at Counterpunch this morning.

Another quite comprehensive follow-up on the B-52 debacle is available here c/o Mahdi Darius Nazemroaya. The 'convenient' deaths are really stacking up at this point! I note that the "five or six nukes" discrepancy is being dropped from the narrative at this point.

The Pan Am 103 case updates are coming quickly at this point, and it appears that a conclusion to Megrahi's current appeal should be forthcoming early next year. Here is a recent update.

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PRESIDENTIAL FAECES IN FOECUS
by CansaFis Foote

APPRAISE! THEM what wants your votes come lucky NOV'08.
Collect 'em all / look closely and sneeze.

RUN

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